The President said: “Come on man, the inks worn off the old card, you can’t read the darn thing.”
CNN ratings have achieved levels not seen since the first Iraq war. CNN President Jeff Zucker attributes this unprecedented jump to firing his entire staff and just streaming Fox News. “It was a stroke of genius,” Zucker said of himself. “We are so far up Fox’s a-hole we can tell what Tucker ate for breakfast. […]
“More Ice Cream” and “Less Malarkey” among the many suggestions.